A World of Unlimited Storage

“Auntie doesn’t know about you, but I’ve got one of those closets here. You know, the one with the half-dozen old PCs stacked in the back that I can’t bear to part with even though P-166 towers are about $25 each on eBay, as well as old magazines, books on Pascal programming, and the pom poms from her high-school cheerleading career (brown and gold in honor of our team: the Cicadas). Just last week I was trying to cram in one more dead (but fixable!) monitor, and dear Fabio happened to remark that what I needed was a closet with unlimited storage space.”