Google: Good to the Last Geek?

Proving that some Google employees are rich enough to waste tons of time, the search giant posted an elaborate April Fool’s site Friday touting a new line of thirst-quenching drinks dubbed Google Gulp (Beta) with Auto-Drink (Limited Release).
“At Google our mission is to organize the world’s information and make it useful and accessible to our users,” the San Francisco-based search giant said on the site. “But any piece of information’s usefulness derives, to a depressing degree, from the cognitive ability of the user who’s using it. That’s why we’re pleased to announce Google Gulp (BETA) with Auto-Drink (LIMITED RELEASE), a line of ‘smart drinks’ designed to maximize your surfing efficiency by making you more intelligent, and less thirsty.”