"You're Fired!" Ringtone?

Everybody loves those wacky ringtones. Or not. You just have to think that the whole ringtone thing has gone too far when Donald Trump inks a deal for his voice work on ringtone gems like…

“Why not answer your phone? You could be missing out on some really big business.”


“You’re getting a phone call and, believe me, it better be important. I have no time for small talk and neither do you.”

The Donald doing ringtones? Could he ever hope to eclipse the popularity of the Crazy Frog ringtone?

Ringtones aren’t the most absurd deal, I suppose.

Hair care products… now that would be absurd…

Ah, but I kid the man. I’m a fan and a customer. (After all, a signed copy of The Art of the Deal is one of my most treasured posessions. And who can forget all of the donations I have left at his fine establishments over the years?)

Look for the new ringtones to hit the airwaves with T-Mobile next week.

No word on whether “You’re Fired!” might be part of the offering.

Remember: you can never be too rich, too thin, or have too many ringtones.