GOOD NEWS / BAD NEWS DEPARTMENT
A brain surgeon performed what he called a “life-saving” surgery on a teenager by removing a large brain tumor using a method he read about on CNN.com just three days earlier.
Here’s a tip for dairy farmers: If you want your cows to produce more milk, get to know them better.
No thank you – he’s a bit too friendly with his cows…
Do we have to implement every `good idea’ someone comes up with?
I can’t decide whether it’s funny, sickening, or both…
PSYCHIC (or PSYCHOTIC??)
State Wants DNA Samples For Any Arrest
Told you so. Yesterday, I believe.
THANKFULLY YOUR GOVERNMENT IS INCOMPETENT
Britain introduced mandatory ID cards last year. The only problem seems to be that they don’t have any readers capable of reading the cards.
FDA Testing Artificial Liver
They have enlisted the aid of David Crosby.
Where has all my hard drive space gone? Check with Free Disk Usage Analyzer.
PUMP TV OF DEATH
I’m filling up my land yacht yesterday at the gas station. On top of the pumps they have this thing called Pump TV, which runs stories and a ton of advertising. The one on top of my pump, however, was running the Blue Screen of Death. That was way more amusing than anything featured on Pump TV.