Crackberry Swans Spending Crop Circles in Gay Exorcism

Blackberry Saves Skier From Falling Into Crevasse

I knew those things had to be good for something

Britain’s Queen Elizabeth Orders Staff To Count Her Swans

I had to visit the chicken slaughterhouse to get necks for the boss’ pet ocelot.  Stop whining.

I tried valiantly to keep this blog Michael Jackson-free.  I succeeded – right up to tonight.

It seems that the Dead One’s family is considering a glass coffin so his fans can say goodbye.

Further proving that necrophilia isn’t limited to Janie Hendrix and Yoko Ono.

Air security better post-9/11, but vigilance needed

Napolitano: “You still have certain rights we haven’t taken yet….

Obama Administration Launches Technology Spending Tracker

How about a government spending tracker?? How’s that for transparency?

Obama wants to compare schools in the United States to those around the world.

The man is a sucker for self-punishment.

Australian wallabies are eating opium poppies and creating crop circles as they hop around..

Presumably after inhaling the swamp gas

The Supreme Court has refused to allow the families of 9-11 victims to sue Saudi Arabia due to diplomatic immunity.

Ok, fine.  Let’s sue Bush, Cheney, and Congress.

Gay Teen Exorcism Video

I’m trying to figure out whether this is porn or just obscene.

Allow me to close with a post from Washington’s Blog:

The Four Reasons the Mainstream Media Is Worthless

He only lists four.  There are so many more….