Why should Han Solo be the only smuggler in the Galaxy with a Wookiee copilot? That dude’s a scoundrel. He shoots first, he irresponsibly loses valuable cargo, and he probably hasn’t had his hunk of junk in for an emissions check in ages; I’ll bet his tags are even expired!
To top off all of these injustices, Solo’s copilot isn’t even an ordinary Wookiee; he’s the brave and loyal Chewbacca — a genuine hero among the stars! Why this lovable ball of fluff would slum it with a nobody like Han Solo is beyond our understanding.
But things are about to change, friend. Now you can enjoy the company of your own Wookiee copilot with the Deluxe Chewbacca Backpack!
Deluxe Chewbacca Backpack, Meet Loyal Star Wars Fan
Two tones of fur and the telltale bandolier make it clear that this backpack is a facsimile of the Galaxy’s most famous Wookiee, Chewbacca. To add to the realism, the front of the backpack comes complete with his distinctive facial features, along with plush feet and hands.
This fuzzball might not laugh it up, but a silent Wookiee on your back is probably something for which you should be thankful. Getting kicked out of class because Chewbacca had an outburst trying to wrap his mind around human psychology is something you really don’t want to have to explain to your parents or friends — even if they happen to be among the generations-spanning Star Wars fandom.
With a deep, nylon-fortified pouch lined for strength, this unique backpack has room for plenty of books or other contraband and even a sturdy zipper to fully encircle the top pouch for your cargo’s security during transport.
The nylon straps can be fully adjusted to fit children as well as adults. So no matter what your age, you can enjoy this furry friend for as long as you want.
You don’t even have to swing through the lush forests of Kashyyyk or scour the wretched hives of scum and villainy found in most spaceports to secure your own Deluxe Chewbacca Backpack; they sell ’em to humans right here on Earth!