The Only Good Jar Jar Binks is a Jar Jar Binks in Carbonite

It’s not nice to wish ill upon others, and the more specific your ill will is wished, the harder it is to not feel guilty if such a thing actually transpires to befall the target of your ire. So when you, in a fit of annoyance, told Jar Jar Binks that you hoped he would just go get frozen in carbonite, already, your surprise and immediate pangs of guilt were apparent as soon as the mouthy Gungan wound up in that very pickle.

Both of us felt especially bad when Kenner rudely released this insensitive 2012 SDCC Exclusive Star Wars Vintage Collection Jar Jar Binks in Carbonite action figure — or would it technically be an inaction figure since he can’t really move around (or, more important, talk) in there?

The Only Good Jar Jar Binks is a Jar Jar Binks in Carbonite
[Image: Amazon]

Nah, I’m just kidding. We didn’t feel bad at all. We went out on a Corellian Rum bender to celebrate immediately after — remember?