Spider-Man Flip Open Sofa Fights for Household Comfort Equality

Pets and children aren’t allowed on the furniture in your house? Well, that’s unfair! We need a superhero who will fight for the equality of all household denizens! We need a Spider-Man Flip Open Sofa that’s suited for tiny bottoms, by golly. One that flips open into a pet and/or child-sized bed, too, while we’re at it! Something exactly like this:

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[Image: Marshmallow]

What perfect timing! Now the kids and pets will have a place to sit down during Spider-Man Week — and beyond!