I love the people who do Bad Lip Reading. Their first video I saw was Medieval Land Fun-Time World, and then I spent the rest of the afternoon watching them all. Since it’s Spider-Man Week, we figured you deserved a Bad Lip Reading production of The Amazing Spider-Man. Hope you’ve cleared your schedule!
Written by Robert Glen Fogarty
Our resident "Bob" (pictured here through the lens of photographer Jason DeFillippo) is in love with a woman who talks to animals. He has a fondness for belting out songs about seafaring and whiskey (arguably inappropriate in most social situations). He's arm-wrestled robots and won. He was born in a lighthouse on the storm-tossed shores of an island that has since been washed away and forgotten, so he's technically a citizen of nowhere. He's never killed in anger. He once underwent therapy for having an alien in his face, but he assures us that he's now feeling "much better." Fogarty also claims that he was once marooned along a tiny archipelago and survived for months using only his wits and a machete, but we find that a little hard to believe.