Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Vogon Jeltz Figure

A hoopy frood can remain ever so hoopier if never trapped into being held captive audience to a Vogon poet. Why? Well, because according to The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, it’s “the third worst poetry in the Universe.” This Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy Vogon Jeltz Figure reminds us of just how comforting the thought of being hurled into the vastly hugely mindbogglingly big vacuum of space can seem when confronted with the prospect of forcibly admiring Vogon elocution.

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Vogon Jeltz Figure
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