Exterminate Moisture with the Doctor Who Dalek Towel

It’s not a well-known fact, but Daleks (disfigured, metal-shelled mutants from the planet Skaro who spend most of their time invading the planets of “inferior” beings) love the beach. Apparently, their creator, the mad scientist Davros, picked up Frankie and Annette movie transmissions via Skaro’s equivalent of SETI and he became hooked. He passed along…

Super Mario Beach Towel Keeps You Super Dry

The life of a Super Mario brother can seem like a nonstop grind, but this officially licensed, 100% cotton, 28″ x 58″ Super Mario Beach Towel should help you appreciate some spare time by the poolside, oceanside, lakeside, or even bathside. Relax! You’ll save the day later. [Image: Nintendo] Get your own Super Mario Beach…

South Park Towelie Hand Towel Understands Hygiene

Perhaps taking a cue from Douglas Adams, South Park’s Towelie is constantly reminding us: “Don’t forget to bring a towel!” What’s nice about this South Park Towelie Hand Towel is that he’s the towel and the reminder, all in one neat, tidy package. Not that Towelie isn’t without his own bad habits, but let’s focus…