There is an Internet site that salutes dumb things that people do, many of which result in their death. It is called the Darwin Awards, named after Charles Darwin whose theory was that only the fittest will survive. Whether that is mentally or physically fittest, he didn’t elaborate. But if you look at some of the stunts that are pulled, you start thinking: Didn’t that person have any warning of any kind before doing what they did? It makes one wonder, it truly does. Today’s Warped site is one that may help prevent future Darwins being awarded – at least to those who visit it.
The name of the site is called Dumb Warnings. These are the signs that you see on your cup of coffee at McDonald’s, electronic appliances, household items, and medicine, among others. This site is dedicated to helping companies fight this menace that is plaguing society today. In addition to Dumb Warnings, this site also features dumb instructions, rules, and other information frequently placed on packages. I wonder if it should feature lawyer jokes as well, since many of these warnings were the result of legal actions.
Some of the better ones:
Child-Sized Superman Costume
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
Clairol Herbal Essences Maximum Hold Hairspray
WARNING: Do not smoke until hair is dry.
Nytol Sleep Aid
Warning: May cause drowsiness.
Rowenta Iron
Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.
The site is open to having others share their favorite labels with them. Now you can see why Darwin Awards are given out. The Warp-o-Meter gives this site an 8.0, but then it’s jealous because it doesn’t have a warning label on it.
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