I’m startin’ up a new business: Jay’s Letdown Service.
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- Got a problem employee you want to get rid of? Let us take care of it!
- That stupid bitch giving you a hard time? Let us break up for you!
- Business partner turning out to be a really bad idea? We’ll sever the relationship in no time!
PLUS we offer a full range of options to make sure your problem goes away — and never comes back!
- Kneecaps Be Gone — if the client comes into close proximity to you BAM! WHACK! We’ll make sure they can’t do it again.
- Long Drive To Nowhere — if a client threatens or continues to harass you, we’ll make sure they get lost — permanently.
- The Hudson River — for those really problematic clients we offer the special mafia treatment.
BONUS: If you order our Long Drive To Nowhere option we’ll throw in a free box of cannolis!
Here are some samples of our fine work:
- That’s right, we’re tired of working with you. — Our basic package, no thrills or frills attached, but it gets the job done.
- You’re fat, you eat all of donuts, and you stink. — Letting go of problematic office workers can be such a drag. Let us take care of it!
- You stupid bitch, I hate you. — That’s right folks, we take care of problematic relationships AND we keep the psycho away from you!
All this for one simple payment of $50!
Act today, supplies are limited!
[tags]Jays Letdown Service, JLS[/tags]