Hey listen, honey. I just wanted to meet a few people, you know. Have a good time. But to be honest, I’m a little freaked out.
I know I could dig a little deeper and change your settings and everything, but I really think flooding my inbox was uncalled for. We just met. Plus, in certain parts of the world, something like that could be called harassment.
Don’t get me wrong: you’re beautiful; you’re hot. I think you’re sexy, I really do. But come on. You’re throwing up some really big red flags, here. And I have a sneaking suspicion you’re doing the same to everyone on your network.
I hope you understand, but I think I should see other applications. I don’t want to be tied down right now. It’s not you, it’s me. Really.
Please don’t contact me again.