One day, at a fancy restaurant , a woman sudden;y called out, “My husband’s choking! He swallowed a quarter! Help! Please, anyone! Help!” A tiny man from a nearby table stood up and announced that he was quite experienced at this sort of thing. He wrapped his hands around the man and squeezed. Out popped the quarter. HE kept squeezing and another nickel popped out. He squeezed one more time and a penny popped out. “Thank you! Thank you!” the woman cried. “Are you a paramedic?” “No,” replied the tiny man. “I work for the IRS.”