I saw a commercial the other night. This in itself isn’t too odd. The odd bit is that I stopped for a second to think about what I heard. This was my fatal mistake.

Pizza Hut claims to have tested out its pasta-to-go on New Yorkers, who loved it.

I (obviously) don’t get out much, but I’ve been to a few Italian restaurants in New York. I think New York should file a class-action suit against Pizza Hut for defamation of character.

No, I haven’t tasted its pasta. But I’ve tasted its (alleged) pizza and that’s enough.