I suppose it’s not a total giveaway to begin by stating that this happened in Kentucky.  There is just something inherently funny about Kentucky.  [In the interest of disclosure, I lived there for a few years, but I was only five.  They wanted me to be governor but I was too advanced for the job.]

So our hero goes into the hospital for a circumcision.  They put him out and when he wakes up, the circumcision turned out to be, shall we say, a little aggressive.

Doctor claims he found cancer.   Uh-huh.   Cancer.   I suppose the penis jumped right up, so to speak, and told the doctor it was cancerous, begging to be amputated.

Usually only the owner of the equipment hears it talking to him.

We have just heard about the first case in the world where Loss of Consortium actually meant something.

If you can stomach it, get the facts here.