Carrie Prejean Calls Release of Topless Photo an Attack on Her Faith
She gets implants, runs for Miss USA, goes religious all over America’s ass, and then the topless photos turn up. Now this is an attack on her faith. This girl should run for Congress (or worse).
2nd AMENDMENT IRONY
A student pulls a gun out of his backpack, shoots and kills one attacker and drives the other off.
The Brady Campaign says that when it comes to campus shootings, “It’s ridiculous to say someone with a gun” could “save the day.”
FISCAL IRONY
Obama will propose shaving $17 billion from a 2010 budget that will still hover around $3.5 trillion.
Gee, maybe he’ll have to bail US out now.
House Democrats seek $94.2 billion in emergency funds for wars and influenza prep
Maybe not…
GREED IRONY
The Bureau of Land Management has authorized several new uranium exploration permits near the Grand Canyon despite a congressional resolution last year barring new claims near the national park.
Sorry, we didn’t realize that resolutions are supposed to be binding…
KARMA IRONY?
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It turns out that 58% of voters think Obama was wrong to release the CIA torture memos.
You know what they say: You can fool 58% of the people all the time….
Schools Reopen, with Hand-Washing Replacing Widespread Closures to Fight Swine Flu
You realize that this is the best time in history to be a compulsive hand-washer, right?
Law Enforcement Officials Step Up ‘Craigslist Killer’ Criticism
In the largest case of Shoot the Messenger to date, politicians are up in arms over a killer using Craigslist to find victims. They’re threatening legal action, which is never a good thing. Never mind that there’s no precedent – they’ll make one up.