ANOTHER CASUALTY OF GLOBAL WARMING

Amongst all the other howlings over global warming, here’s the one that made me sit up and take notice: kidney stones are forecast to rise twenty five percent in 2050 due to global warming.  Apparently there is a connection between hot weather and kidney stones.

It is widely held that men can never experience the pain of childbirth… unless they have kidney stones.  As the proud but reluctant parent of three kidney stone, I can only groan and fall to my knees repeatedly, begging for morphine or the sweet release of death.

SOMETHING MUST BE DONE.

EUPHEMISM OF THE YEAR

GM announced changes in the face of a ‘challenging’ U.S. auto sales environment.

WHY NOT ROACH CLIPS INSTEAD?

If you went to Warwick High’s prom in Pennsylvania, someone just realized that giving out shot glasses might not have been entirely appropriate.

ORWELL SPINS AGAIN

Brain scans being tested by EU to catch terrorists

Chip yourself, tattoo 666 on your forehead, pack everything up and leave – we’re outta here.