This one’s a winner, folks.
There is now an infrared camera that can screen people who may have swine flu. It uses FLIR (Forward Looking Infrafed Radar) to sense temperature/heat. The ones who look hotter might be sick with… you know… H1N1 [a variant of R2D2].
FLIR (the company) officials said they have sold hundreds of the cameras to various government agencies, airports, hospitals and schools worldwide to try to limit the spread of disease. The cameras cost $10-15k each.
Ok people… go home…. nothing to see here…
We’re just selling our wares on Swine Spec. Never mind that no one you know has it or will. We’ve sold hundreds of them to government agencies. Nothing suspicious there, no sir.
They’re just purchasing them to scan crowds for sick people.
It’s for your own good. (plus we have this handy vaccine you must take)
We’re from the government: we’re here to help you. (help/quarantine… it’s all the same)
But it’s for the children…. (we’re installing them in schools too).
Gee, they sure do think far ahead, don’t they? Wouldn’t want another FEMA Louisiana, would we?