Peter, what do you mean you don’t have the activation code?
Lois, c’mere and let me show you my hard drive. (more like a floppy drive, Peter)
Kill Bill – Gates, that is (the foul demon).
Hey Dad, what’s a computer?
Why does it say Giggity Giggity whenever I hit enter?
Windows works right into my plan for world domination: I’ll keep using Ubuntu.
Ballmer. Hee hee hee. Get it? Ballmer.
The old guy down the street offered to teach me Windows 7.
Peter, I told you when we got married: I don’t do Windows.
Wow, this is even better than Windows ME!
They want a hundred bucks for THAT?
Wow – Aero is even uglier than Meg.
Things are now harder to find than Seth Green’s career.
You – Dog. Explain this internet thing to me.
If I’m a good little blogger, can I have Mila Kunis for Christmas?