Ugandan girls give birth and go straight back to school for exams

This is why the US will always lag behind other uncivilized nations.

Antidepressants ‘work instantly’

And I am the Pope.

Escaped Circus Elephant Sideswipes Car

There’s one insurance claim that will result in a DUI charge…

Democrats Don’t Have the Votes to Pass Healthcare Reform

Bless their pointy little heads….

Rumsfeld’s New Shoulder and Hips

They should have given him some humanity instead…

Health Insurers Must Cover Prayer Under Democrats’ Bill

We are truly a nation of morons, led by the brain-dead.

Goldman Sachs Received H1N1 Vaccine Before Several Hospitals

How do you suppose that happened?

Auto Execs Urge Government to Tax Fuel up to $8/Gallon to Increase Fuel Efficiency

That should send sales through the ceiling…

Pelosi Breaks Pledge to Put Final Health Care Bill Online for 72 Hours Before Vote

That’s because she’s a lying sack of excrement, like the current and past presidents.

Mission accomplished! ExxonMobil-led consortium nets ‘supergiant’ Iraq oil field

The relatives of our dead servicepeople must be so proud…


The Real Psychic Soldier Behind The Men Who Stare at Goats

Forget the Audit: Just Go Ahead & Abolish the Federal Reserve