Obama ‘optimistic’ on healthcare

I’m optimistic that my salary will be doubled.

British Woman Admits To Loud Sex With Husband

Steadfast, with a stiff upper lip, those British.

New York Holds Condom Cover Contest

Financial crisis over! Cancer Cured!

Bernanke named Time magazine’s Person of the Year

What – no Nobel prize?

Democrats and Health Care: Can This Party Govern?

No, but neither can the alleged other one.

Most Want to Crash White House Gates

Survey doesn’t mention armored vehicles….

The Welcome End of Abstinence-Only Sex Education

Yay!

Cop tases girlfriend three times, twice in the face; will get probation.

That’s some kinky shit!

U.S. National Debt Tops Debt Limit

Ah, it’s only fiat currency anyway.

Veterans Group Calls On Soldiers to Refuse Orders to Deploy to Afghanistan and Iraq

Interesting idea.

Effort to Remove Atheist From City Council

North Carolina government sleeps with sheep.

‘White Christmas’ Songwriter Actually Hated Christmas

It gets worse: he was an atheist too.

CLIMATEGATE – UN Chief: We Will Impose Global Governance

They ADMIT IT.

Unpatched PDF flaw harnessed to launch targeted attacks

Stop using Adobe crapware.  There are alternatives (Sumatra, for one).

DOD: Obama’s Afghan Surge Will Rely Heavily On Private Contractors

Were they included in the 30,000?

McDonald’s Offering Free Wi-Fi Starting in January

Now if they’d only start offering FOOD…

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