As if their presence wasn’t enough of a blight at airports, now the TSA is coming to random bus depots!   Don’t worry, though… it’s all about keeping us safe.  It’s for the children..  Surrender all liberty – they will keep us safe!

Yes, our good friends at the TSA will expand their level of protection to include bus depots.  This is the same group that demanded a Disney-bound four year old to remove his leg braces in public.  The very organization whose screener pulled out a bag of white powder on a passenger as a joke.

Never mind that buses aren’t being blown up.  Complaining about the loss of your fourth (and other) amendment rights will only get you put on the Bad List, and you don’t want to go there, do you?

Gee, how long before the TSA sets up on street corners and screens pedestrians `for their own safety’?  Maybe they can occupy every other building over four stories.  They can keep all skyscrapers safe from bombings (I wonder about planes, though).


What is your job title?

I am a Hippopotamus Extraction Expert

What do you do?

I keep areas free and clear of hippopotamuses.

Do you have any examples of your work?

I keep North Philadelphia free of hippopotamuses.

But there are no hippopotamuses in North Philadelphia.