CLOSE MULTIPLE TABS

Will close several Firefox tabs, chosen completely at random.

GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY BUTTON

When pressed, removes Internet Explorer.

GOOGLE PRIVACY ENDER

Stops all questions of Google having your private information by sending the rest of your personal data directly to Google (ported from Chrome).

MY LIFE IS VERY INTERESTING TAB PREVIEW

When you mouse-over, it replaces work sites with chat and porn titles.

ULTIMATE COMPUTER SAFETY SWITCH

Deletes all versions of Windows.

STFU SEARCH BUTTON

Only takes you to sites that don’t contain the words vuvuzela, iPad, or Facebook.

VIAGRA THEME

C’mon, it’s inevitable.  Why not put it where you choose?

COWORKER BUTTON

Click to make coworkers think you’re porn-surfing instead of working.

ANTISOCIAL NETWORK TOOLBAR

Blocks social networking sites.

WEB ANTIVIRUS PREVENTION BUTTON

Turns off Flash and JavaScript, rendering 95% of the internet unviewable.

FOREIGN LANGUAGE SCREENSAVER

Fool your friends and family into thinking you have culture!  Ads pop up in random languages.

AOL STYLER BUTTON

Makes all websites display large graphics and monosyllabic text.

LIMEWIRE DOWNLOADER

Automatically downloads trojans. No guesswork required.

BARACK OBAMA TASKBAR

Promises to make your browsing experience more transparent.  Ultimately does nothing.

REPUBLICAN TOOLBAR

Blocks access to family-planning sites, takes you to Hot Boys Online sites.

FACEYSPACES ALERTER

Blinks the screen, makes the desk jump up and down, and honks the car horn so you don’t miss a single important social media notice about someone taking a particularly satisfying poopie.

GROUPLY BROWSING ASSISTANT

Hacks your email and sends instant alerts to all of your friends, family, and anyone with an email address about what site you’re looking at.  Particularly amusing when you visit those cross-dressing pages.