CLOSE MULTIPLE TABS
Will close several Firefox tabs, chosen completely at random.
GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY BUTTON
When pressed, removes Internet Explorer.
GOOGLE PRIVACY ENDER
Stops all questions of Google having your private information by sending the rest of your personal data directly to Google (ported from Chrome).
MY LIFE IS VERY INTERESTING TAB PREVIEW
When you mouse-over, it replaces work sites with chat and porn titles.
ULTIMATE COMPUTER SAFETY SWITCH
Deletes all versions of Windows.
STFU SEARCH BUTTON
Only takes you to sites that don’t contain the words vuvuzela, iPad, or Facebook.
C’mon, it’s inevitable. Why not put it where you choose?
Click to make coworkers think you’re porn-surfing instead of working.
ANTISOCIAL NETWORK TOOLBAR
Blocks social networking sites.
WEB ANTIVIRUS PREVENTION BUTTON
FOREIGN LANGUAGE SCREENSAVER
Fool your friends and family into thinking you have culture! Ads pop up in random languages.
AOL STYLER BUTTON
Makes all websites display large graphics and monosyllabic text.
Automatically downloads trojans. No guesswork required.
BARACK OBAMA TASKBAR
Promises to make your browsing experience more transparent. Ultimately does nothing.
Blocks access to family-planning sites, takes you to Hot Boys Online sites.
Blinks the screen, makes the desk jump up and down, and honks the car horn so you don’t miss a single important social media notice about someone taking a particularly satisfying poopie.
GROUPLY BROWSING ASSISTANT
Hacks your email and sends instant alerts to all of your friends, family, and anyone with an email address about what site you’re looking at. Particularly amusing when you visit those cross-dressing pages.