One of the fascinating aspects of the entire Apple iPhone fiasco is the humor that mocks Apple, but also adds a few chuckles to our existence on this ball of mud called earth.  I read the top 10 from Letterman concerning the Apple iPhone:

Top Ten Signs You’ve Purchased a Bad iPhone

10. To make a call, you have to insert a quarter
9. Automatically answers every call with a computerized, “Yello!”
8. Operates on 20 “D” batteries
7. Pre-loaded with naked photos of Steve Jobs
6. You keep getting anonymous texts reading, “iPhone kill you”
5. “Apple Store” looks suspiciously like some dude’s trunk
4. Looks, smells, and tastes like a Pop-Tart (videotape of Dave eating iPhone)
3. There’s no lather when washing your cornea (Sorry, that’s a sign you’ve purchased a bad eye foam)
2. You check your email and it shocks your nuts
1. Only accepts calls from Mel Gibson

Even Microsoft had to get into the act by having one of its senior executives, Microsoft COO Kevin Turner, make this statement:

“It looks like the iPhone 4 might be their Vista, and I’m okay with that.“

But of all the statements being made, the best comment I read was a suggestion that we need Mel Gibson to call Steve Jobs to get the Apple iPhone 4 fixed. Now that is funny.

Comments welcome.