You’re probably saying to yourself, “Hey, I’m gonna burn this here Koran, but it somehow doesn’t seem enough.  What else can I fling into the flames to make things more interesting?”

I know I did.

So here are the first few suggestions that occurred to me:

  • the bible: pick a testament, any testament
  • the congressional flag
  • the presidential flag
  • a torah
  • Terry Jones (the pastor, not the guy from Monty Python)
  • Lindsay Lohan’s remaining minute
  • Facebook
  • a couple of spammers (they’re cheap and plentiful)

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