You’re probably saying to yourself, “Hey, I’m gonna burn this here Koran, but it somehow doesn’t seem enough. What else can I fling into the flames to make things more interesting?”
I know I did.
So here are the first few suggestions that occurred to me:
- the bible: pick a testament, any testament
- the congressional flag
- the presidential flag
- a torah
- Terry Jones (the pastor, not the guy from Monty Python)
- Lindsay Lohan’s remaining minute
- a couple of spammers (they’re cheap and plentiful)
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