The rumor mill is in high gear.  Microsoft is considering purchasing Adobe.

At first I was a little uncomfortable with the concept of the large getting larger and the evil getting more evil.

Then I thought about it and realized it was perfect…. a fat, bloated, insecure, poor excuse for an operating system purchasing a fat, bloated, insecure, poor excuse for a PDF reader.

  • They can phone home and invade your privacy twice as well.
  • The unsafe code can grow exponentially.
  • The vulnerabilities will multiply.
  • Patch Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays can go along with Patch Tuesdays.
  • One stop hacking!
  • Larger attack vector.
  • Now twice as annoying!

With features like this, there’s no way Microsoft can’t purchase Adobe!