Sometimes it is hard to believe how stupid some people can be, but this guy proves that every village does have their own idiot. But it gets better because this idiot is also a substitute teacher. Here is what happened. A Walmart observed the suspect with a copy of SI swim suit edition, playing with himself in the toy aisle. He then wiped his hand offs on a Stars War toy and was going to leave, when he was detained for the cops.

In a recent article it also stated that:


A police source told TSG that the toy in question was a lightsaber (apparently of the “Star Wars” variety), and that the magazine Black used was the 2010 SI swimsuit issue with model Brooklyn Decker on its cover. Though published in February, the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue can still be found on sale months later at many retailers.

When cops confronted Black, pictured in the above mug shot, he said he was in the store “shopping for a toy for his daughter.” He was hit with the battery on a child count since investigators concluded that a “reasonable person would believe that a child would come in contact with the fluid on the toy being that it was left in the toy aisle of the store.”

This incident brings new meaning to an announcement over the Walmart intercom for a ‘cleanup in aisle 3’.

Comments welcome.

Source – the smoking gun