It’s not easy being the AntiSports. I’m reviled everywhere I go. I have set a strict limit of fifteen seconds’ sports conversation within earshot of me at work.
But I must come out into the public areana, as it were, and make a statement after seeing the news footage of the stadium in Minneapolis and its roof collapsing from the snow. Compelling footage, to be sure.
You’ll pardon my extreme lack of sports knowledge, but do you suppose no one who designs stadiums ever thought it might snow in Minneapolis?