(Or, National Lemon Cupcake Day. Boy, do we have some weird holidays.) Today is a day to take some time to reflect on your rights as an American citizen. Do you even know what your rights are? Most of us don’t. The Bill of Rights gives us nine explicit rights and an additional clause that specifies we can pretty much do whatever we want. Void where prohibited by law.

[kml_flashembed movie="http://www.youtube.com/v/HbJb5PI5w30" width="320" height="240" wmode="transparent" /]

So let’s go through and critique the amendments, one by one. No, I am not above criticizing our forefathers. Their idea just doesn’t scale up to this many people, but I digress. Just watch the video.

Yeah, I know that “freedom of speech in email” issue was totally not what happened a couple days ago. I don’t know what I was thinking. Bah.