Someone tactfully explained to me that I cannot unfriend everyone I know if I’m not a Faceyspaces member.
I was out shopping with my wife yesterday. Or rather, I was being dragged around and forced to carry stuff for a few short hours yesterday. My wife saw a pair of shoes that came in black and putty. She hit me when I inquired if they also came in grout.
I get hit a lot. I have no idea why.
My wife is multiply gifted, so to speak. She goes toward the larger end of what’s available in most stores for women. As a result, she sometimes shops in places that cater to larger women. I have just one question for the designers at Lane Bryant:
What makes you assume that women want to look like circus clowns if they don’t fit into a size eight? The only thing missing from the clothes you sell are the rubber nose and floppy shoes.