A central Pennsylvania man is in trouble with the law after stuffing shrimp down his trousers and assaulting the store’s security guard.

What I want to know is are the man’s two actions related?  Was it necessary to stuff the shrimp down his shorts in order to assault the guard or were these independent of each other.  Do you suppose he set out to do one or the other first?  And lastly, what is the name of the fetish that involves frozen seafood in your shorts?  Does it apply to all seafood or just shrimp?

Regardless, the man is being held on $10,000 bail. 

Keep the fish f*$#er, I say.