Everything seems to be reviews, news, and help. So when I was thinking about what I want to write about, I thought of a story that always makes people laugh and think “How could a person do that?” So, without further ado, here’s the story.
A few years ago, before I had my website, I was known around town as “The guy who fixes computers.” Every day, at least five people would bring me their computer and say, “Here. There’s a blue screen. Fix it and don’t make me take out a second mortgage for the bill.” So I would take them and usually have them fixed by the next day.
Well, one day, a lady came in and told me that her computer was broken. She described to me what it was doing. It had all the signs of a broken operating system. “How can you tell what’s wrong with it by just listening to me tell you what the problem is?” She said.
“Well, ma’am,” I said, “I’ve been in this business for a little while, and I’ve fixed hundreds, maybe even thousands of computers. I’ve seen this problem before, so when you describe it to me I can tell what the problem is.”
“Oh.” She said with a suspicious tone. “Well, if you’re so smart then why don’t you tell me how much it would cost to fix it?”
“$40, ma’am.” I said politely. “The place down the street charges $80.”
“Well I’m going to find a place that’s cheaper than you. Because I don’t love my computer enough to pay that much to have it fixed.”
“Okay. Have a nice day.” I said.
She left my shop on that sunny Colorado afternoon, speeding down my gravel driveway and turning up the dust like a thousand cattle. “Well, I probably won’t be seeing her again. Or at least not any time soon,” I thought as I got back to work fixing the computer I was working on before she came in.
The next day, the same lady called me. “Did you go to college to work on my computer?” She asked.
“No, I didn’t. But I have plenty of experience to do what I need to do.”
“Okay. Goodbye,” she said as she hung up the phone.
Over the next couple of days, I had at least 20 phone calls from this lady asking me questions about computers. I answered all of them nicely, but apparently not nicely enough.
And then, I got the last phone call. “I’m in Denver! And I found someone cheaper than you!” She said, excited.
Just to clarify, I lived in Craig, Colorado. So for her to drive to Denver cost her at least $40 in gas alone.
“Well, that’s good. I guess you won’t need me anymore.” I said.
“Aren’t you going to say anything about me driving all this way to prove to you that you’re not the cheapest?” She asked.
“Nope.” I said. “Because even though half of this town hates me, none of them have ever wanted to prove me wrong as much as you did. And I doubt any of them ever will.”
After that, we went through a little bit of jabbering about her proving me wrong, and then we hung up the phone.
You’re probably asking yourself what the point of this story is. Well, there are a couple of points.
- There aren’t many stories like this on LockerGnome, and I wanted to do something a little different.
- I wanted to prove to everyone who says that this world has gotten so lazy that it really hasn’t. (That only applies to about three out of 10 people!)
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My name is Mark Devens. I live in southern Minnesota, where the winters are long and cold, and the summers are just as long but a lot more humid. I love to write. I write everything from poems to tutorials, and enjoy every second I’m doing it. When I’m not writing, I like to work on computers, play with gadgets, and help people with anything they may need help with, tech related or not. I do some fishing, but not a lot. I’m much more of an inside person than an outside person. Since I’m inside so much, I often am very bored, and that’s how I manage to get so much writing in.