After a long day at the office, it’s nice to unwind with a hot meal — even if the office is a Death Star and the meal is a pizza.

Part of the pizza guy’s tip: Don’t ever work for Darth Vader. He’s an ass.

What Do Stormtroopers Eat?
[From How to Surprise the Pizza Delivery Guy (Or, What Do Stormtroopers Eat?) by Chris Pirillo]