When comparing the height of Godzilla in 1954 (just 50 meters) to his stature in the upcoming movie (150 meters), deep-sea research scientist Craig McClain realized that there were some burning questions that would need to be addressed if we’re to cope with this ever-growing radioactive monster in the years to come. Reading the comments beneath anything posted on the Internet can be quite telling. Here’s an example:

Great article, but I have to disagree with the urine production.

Thanks to Dave Peck for passing this along!

Godzilla Size, Sex, and Urination Projections for the 21st Century
[From The Ever Increasing Size of Godzilla: Implications for Sexual Selection and Urine Production by Craig McClain at Deep Sea News]