One Green Tentacle Plush may not inspire Lovecraftian dread among the neighborhood urchins, but it’s a good place to start. Before you know it, you’ll be surrounded by dozens of these nightmarishly adorable, 30″ (and fully poseable) extensions stretching forth from the stygian realms. Did you buy more, or did the first one just… beget more Green Tentacle Plush offspring? Only the Elder Gods (or Jacques Cousteau, depending on your personal belief system) know(s) for sure.

Nightmarish Green Tentacle Plush Reaches (Adorably) for Your Soul
[Image by Amazon user Barry]

Get your own Green Tentacle Plush (or several) here — if you dare!