Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me that Flash Gordon and The Flash are not the same person? I don’t believe you! One of ’em only had 14 hours to save the Earth, and one of ’em runs really fast! Same person. Gotta be. If only Freddie Mercury were here to clear things up…

The Flash Vs. Flash (Ah-ahh!) Gordon
[Image: LockerGnome (Ah-ahh!) Shop]

Get your own The Flash hoodie here! Well, it’s just silly when you say it like that, but I suppose I need to clarify until we get this whole mess figured out.