Urine the majority when you think that Thomas Crapper Day exploits the legacy of an innovative sanitation field mastermind for the cheap and easy laughs of toilet humor, but let’s get a handle on the situation.

I hate to dump this on you, but contrary to popular belief, famed plumber Thomas Crapper did not invent the flush toilet. He did, however, work tirelessly — until he was pooped — to popularize its use in modern society.

In loo of explaining it all, I urge you to relax, take a seat, and ease into these many ways we celebrate Thomas Crapper Day: