Unless you were written into the script as a recurring character on the original Star Trek series, donning a red shirt meant that you were likely destined for an untimely demise soon after beaming down on your first away mission.

The same holds true for pooch playthings that are similarly fashioned — like this Star Trek Red Shirt Dog Toy, for example. It’s plush, it squeaks, and it isn’t afraid to face the inevitable no matter how ferocious your canine companion happens to be.

Star Trek Red Shirt Dog Toy Sets Phaser on Fun
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Get your own Star Trek Red Shirt Dog Toy here!